October 20th 14 · 90,473 notes
shawtynug:

Ready for babe to get home
October 20th 14 · 59,129 notes
Never expect someone to respect your feelings because you respected theirs. Never expect someone not to hurt you because you would never hurt them. (via pxnkmoon)

(Source: vanillaa-sunshine, via flobros)

psychofactz:

More?
October 20th 14 · 1,638 notes
niggasandcomputers:

busssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss it


Lmao the caption
strife-less:

This was frozen at 4:19:59 when I reblogged it but it’s so much better than I thought.
October 20th 14 · 90,770 notes
drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

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descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:


Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?High five, America!


oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine


im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
Inglorious bastards is such a rad movie.
October 20th 14 · 11,791 notes
alqphoto:

I’m a lucky guy to be able to make love to her, to lay next to her, to wake up next to her. I’m lucky enough to be stimulated by her mind. I’m lucky.